sleep

Hello! I am so sleepy. Anyway today on the train I saw this woman sleeping with her mouth open, swinging her head like a fucker. I felt like slapping her seriously. I mean if you're gonna sleep in public, at least close your mouth. It looks like she was begging for her face to be slapped or for a cock to be shoved in her mouth. And she kept banging her head against the window, I was hoping she'd get a concussion but then I figured she'd lost a load of braincells already with every knock so that was just as awesome. HAHAHA I am so going to hell.

Anyway I was having a really awesome day dream in lecture just now.. I'm so depressed that I can't remember it. Omg I am so tired I feel like I'm gonna die. My neck hurts like a bitch thanks to sleeping on my lumpy pillow. Damn it.

glass ceiling

If what I think is really true then I hope the guilt eats you up alive. Girls like you disgust me. I hope you get rundown by a car. The world would be a cleaner place without scum like you.

when life gives you lemons, SHOP!

Guess what.. I went shopping AGAIN today (Yes I do have a problem). I am out of control! Okay the picture above is the aftermath of my retail therapy this week! It looks like a pile of shit so I'll sort it out for you. Here's what I bought:

A pull over (30)
Shorts (20)
2 tanks (10)
Stud-y dress (10)
Colorful dress (27)
Another stud-y dress (45)
Oversized tshirt (32)
Lacey dress (30)
Cardigan (10)
3 pairs of Skinnies (40, 23,23)
Skirt (31)
Tshirt (19)

Bringing the grand total to.... $350 HAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S $81 BUCKS MORE THAN MY PAY. Plus I haven't even added in the bag I bought for my mum and the shirt I bought for Andrew plus my cab fares plus my cigarettes.. HAHA OHAY BIG SPENDAAAA! Fuck I am so screwed. I'm supposed to be saving up to buy my hard drive.. Whatever man. I have major issues with my screwed up life and this is my outlet. Woomotherfuckinghoo. Alright I'm gonna lie in my pile of clothes and roll around. Bye bye.

Please protect me from what I want.